Episode 108 – Alexander Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Sanity
Milford, DE shames the State with a racist playground sign. Klansmen everywhere rejoice! Latinos would be allowed on OUR playground…well…at least Julio from “Sanford & Son” would. Where there’s a...
View ArticleEpisode 109 – Bristol Stomp, BITCH!
All hail, Darien Long! The man who handles his business in Atlanta! You can’t tell someone that you tapped their mom if you’re in lockdown. Sussex9 wants to call his mom to find out where she was last...
View ArticleEpisode 110 – The REAL State Of The F’N Union
We told you to knock it off in 2013…but you’re worse than ever. More crazy and more guns. The New Castle County Courthouse Shooting. Joe’s crazy family situation. The system and the media, and how you...
View ArticleEpisode 111 – The Relationship Is Just Over, Jani Lane
When a belief system becomes so absurd, it seems like a bit. You people seemed to listen to “Just knock it the fuck off in 2013″ over the last week. “I Saw Red” is the “Friend Zone Guy” anthem. Why...
View ArticleEpisode 112 – It’s A Reuben Sandwich Party!!!
Apparently no one needs to give you a heads up if your kid’s school might be shot up. Why say something isn’t happening when it is happening? We’ve bred this generation of kids by listening to the...
View ArticleEpisode 113 –“But what if she wouldn’t do it with YOU, Dude?”
***This episode is RIDDLED with Skype dropouts…we fixed it as best as possible*** Joe saw Coheed and Cambria at The Electric Factory in Philadelphia on 3/11/13. Thoughts on the show and the music...
View ArticleEpisode 115 – The Land Of Rape And Sympathy
The people are never gonna just knock it off in 2013. Haircuts and Social Networks. White People LOVE The Proclaimers. Chimpanzees get a bad rap. CNN figures out how to feel sorry for rapist animals....
View ArticleEpisode 116 – BOGO Coupons For The Gaypocalypse!
Episode 114 is lost in the Bermuda Triangle. Enough with Lena Dunham! What’s with shitty tattoos on girls these days? Sussex9 is a trendy bastard. FUCK THE GRUMPY CAT!!!! Bioshock Infinite is one of...
View ArticleEpisode 117 – Brought To You By The Number 3 And The Letter R’ah.
Our condolences go out to the “Pod Zeppelin” family for the loss of Matt Cooper. Cancer is a douche. A Public Service Announcement to people with NASCAR and Calvin pissing on things stickers on the...
View ArticleEpisode 118 – The White People Terror Alert System
A look at the Boston bombings and the aftermath. Crazy people saying crazy things. George Zimmerman…the victim? White People Terror Alert System. Stop Hollywood…just stop. When Anthony Michael Hall...
View ArticleEpisode 119 – 100,000 Hours Of Foot Rubs.
Conspiracy? Probably not…but maybe a bit. The only theory that Joe would believe comes from….Joe. Sorry, Waco…your explosion needs more Jihad. The Ricin suspect is freed, and drops the CRAZIEST info...
View ArticleEpisode 120 – Dinner With Freddie Prinze, Not Einstein.
Sussex9 is pleased with himself because he can play guitar as good as a blind guy. Jack Albertson was the “man”…but was a douche in “Willy Wonka”. Gay marriage is equal in Delaware….EVERYONE RUN FOR...
View ArticleEpisode 121 – Amy’s Crazy Cakes.
“Kitchen Nightmares” delivers THE CRAZY! What would it take to gross you out? Remembering “The Carousel Snack Bar” in the mall. White Trash Dessert. Brothers and Junior Soprano think there’s something...
View ArticleEpisode 122 – Spock’s Virginity For Sale.
Profiling isn’t that cool when YOU’RE being profiled. No more “Badonkadonk”!!! Would you rather be in a relationship with an ex pornstar, or an ex contestant on “Flavor Of Love”? Virginity for sale,...
View ArticleEpisode 123 – A REALLY Bad Clam
R.I.P. Jean Stapleton. The impact of “All In The Family”. A lot of 70′s comedy is really bad by today’s standards. Prancercise and people who are overly involved with animals. Michael Douglas got...
View ArticleEpisode 124 – Kneel Before Zod, Delaware!
We are joined by Jesse Keim of “The Jesse Keim Show”. We aren’t only back, after suffering a computer loss…we’re back as “The Best Of Delaware”!!! Paula Deen is a racist ass. We maybe aren’t so good...
View ArticleSpecial Episode – SHARKNADO!!! An Interview With Director Anthony Ferrante
Anthony Ferrante, director of the SyFy Channel Original Film “Sharknado” spends some time discussing how the film came about, his passion for film, and the cons of a shirtless Ian Ziering with Joe....
View ArticleEpisode 125 – Racists Whiz Wit!
We’re back…Summertime means an irregular schedule. Thoughts on what we’ve seen over the last couple weeks since the Zimmerman verdict…YEE HAW! (Most of the show…so if you’re sick of it…skip in about...
View ArticleEpisode 126 –“Billy Don’t You Lose My Sushi Kit”
Is this thing still on? Crazy searches that lead to us seem to have stopped. Creepy guys and kiddie porn in Target. We give “Dear Abby” type advice to someone who got led to us by Ask.com. Pandora...
View ArticleEpisode 127 –“Where The F**k Is Sharpton?”
Why does Obama hate New Orleans? When are you gonna be embarrassed by your party Retardicans? Barack Obama hates EVERYTHING! Country Music is the most pandering bullshit ever! Paslode…learn the name...
View ArticleEpisode 128 – Twerkin’ Don’t Go Around Here, Elvis.
“Twerkin’” is being retired by us. The whole thing is the fault of men. “Tribute” bands. Why no “tribute” comedians? Apple unveils the iPhone 5C and 5S. Cuz A7 is better than A6! A rainbow of fruit...
View ArticleEpisode 129 – Stop “Bustin’ A Move”!
Bringin’ back The Quiet Storm. We miss the old style radio DJs. Advice to guys who comment on girls pics. Advice to Bruno Mars. Men on construction sites. “Race Traitor” Only gas prices are allowed to...
View ArticleEpisode 130 – Jesus Never Needed $1,000.
“Breaking Bad” ends it’s run, and secures it’s place as the greatest drama ever to air on television. “Tip Toe Through The Tulips” Other shows that just were always great and ended on their own terms....
View ArticleEpisode 131 – Porn And Gordon Ramsey
We’re back after the Government shutdown ends! Introducing Republicans to Adobe Photoshop and it’s magical abilities! Black men with white hands. “You talk like a fag…and your shit’s all retarded.”...
View ArticleEpisode 132 – Halloween Came Late This Year
Our “Special Episode” for Halloween…WAY after Halloween. Punkin’ Chunkin’ might leave Delaware. Grotto’s Pizza. Understanding “Blackface”. Netflix makes a deal with Marvel. ENOUGH Vampires,...
View ArticleEpisode 133 – We Prolly Should Get An Expresso!
Lisa Loeb sucks. A spelling and pronunciation lesson. We’re on the front lines of the English language war! POPPYCOCK! Jesus and stuff. Darren Aronofsky’s “Noah”. Joe’s rules for accepting help in...
View ArticleEpisode 134 – I’m Dreaming Of A White Jesus
Santa is white. Jesus was not. Megyn Kelly is dumb. “Santi Kinti” Now that New Pope© And Black Jesus want everyone to mellow out, Republicans are demanding less religion in their politics. Paul Walker...
View ArticleEpisode 135 – Yo Ho! Yo Ho! A Pirate’s Life For The Internet!
White people and “Downtown Abbey”. “Screener Season”. “Blue Is The Warmest Color”. “About Time” “Rom Coms” and their cut and paste formulas. The upcoming movies of 2014. Two many villains in “The...
View ArticleEpisode 136 – Bronies & Cheese
Welcome to BronyCast! What happened to men in America? Bringing Bullying Back! Lena Dunham. You can’t try to change sexy. Joe’s battle with a crazy feminist. The darkest day in pop culture history!...
View ArticleEpisode 137 – Understanding That We Don’t Want To Understand Anymore
Best Of Delaware….FOREVER! We’d like a word with you “That Guy”. No NFL team cares as much about you, as you do about them. Philip Seymour Hoffman and double standards. “Understanding Addiction” The...
View ArticleEpisode 138 – And To Mr. Ramis, A Fond Farewell.
It’s been so long, Joe is confused about how the show begins. “The Perfect Drink”. The majesty that was Harold Ramis. Thee defining resume’. When we lose people that define our youth. Porn>Softcore...
View ArticleEpisode 139 – Personal Hitler In A Pink Shirt
Joe attacks Keim while he was just trying to have a good time. Jesse Keim draws Joe’s attention to a podcast that makes him crazy. Not respecting a major talent in a field you want to be in, makes...
View ArticleEpisode 140 – Dumpster Love…Oh Dee Oh Dee Oh!
Joe and Sussex9 feel threatened by the DumpsterF’ers. Thoughts about the Delaware “scandal” that has gone viral. A Delawareonline piece’s comment section clues us in to how this is Obama’s fault....
View ArticleEpisode 141 – The Revolution Will Not Be Podcasted…By One Of Us.
Sellout9 has a few words for those who didn’t like his position on the Ibragim Todashev story. A bricked fancy man remote. The Age Of Issues. #CancelColbert and Suey Park. White men can’t comment on...
View ArticleEpisode 142 – Dicks: York, Sargent, And Out Of Control.
Sussex 9 finds Buddha. What was Darren Stevens problem? Cliven Bundy, Donald Sterling, and double standards. Everyone needs to just stop being colors and just be Morgan and Mike. Dance Offs don’t...
View ArticleEpisode 143 – Freddie Prinze Stole Your Pass!
You can’t be king until you’re king. Silly rants from other podcasters. Thanks to Cinema Blend! ‘Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice’. Credit to Mark Foster of ‘Foster The People’ where credit is...
View ArticleEpisode 144 – The Supreme Douchebag
Joe likes to abuse himself. Sussex9 takes on a pretty serious issue that’s been ignored for a long time. Rules for taking ‘Selfies’. What are ‘Selfie’ moments and what aren’t. Edward Snowden…kinda...
View ArticleEpisode 145 – Animals Strike Curious Poses?
Sussex 9 is tired of Prince making him feel that he doesn’t properly sex his woman. The problem with trying to be a symbol. 50 Cent’s new Starz show ‘Power’. Racist woman ‘Klan Drescher’ has stripped...
View ArticleEpisode 146 – The Firing Of Anthony Cumia And The Death Of Satellite Radio?
**This episode is basically about one subject and issues around it** Our thoughts on the Anthony Cumia situation. What we think of what Anthony tweeted. Where we think it goes from here. The dinosaur...
View ArticleEpisode 147 – Cruel Summer…If You’re A Listener.
We’re actually back after 2 months off! We’re the laziest podcast ever! Sussex9 actually tries to talk people into throwing us some cash on Patreon after we haven’t done SHIT for almost the entire...
View ArticleEpisode 148 – Afflecktion
Stephen Collins doesn’t want you pestering him for details. Benny Mardones is a creep part deux! Billy. A serious talk (well…sort of) about the two teachers who had sex with a student, and the mind of...
View ArticleEpisode 149 – Both Renee Zellwegers Never Liked Mama June.
We told you, ‘Murica! We told you not to glorify that family! ‘Honey Boo Boo’ is canceled. The intricacies of prostitution negotiation. Stay on top of your shit! Pope Francis: Closet Atheist New Pope...
View ArticleEpisode 150 – Hey, Hey, Hey! It’s Roofies, Fat Albert!
Bill Cosby is accused of some rapin’! Why would people defend Cosby? The double standards regarding men and women. The (at the time of recording) pending Ferguson Grand Jury decision. Let’s hope...
View ArticleEpisode 151 – A North Korean Christmas
The illness that never goes away! The Cartel is much crazier than ISIS. Joe’s 5 year plan to ‘JoeLand’. Kathy Lee Gifford is the epitome of the cringey white woman. The Sony hacking. Homeland Security...
View ArticleEpisode 152 – On This Day It Shall Become The ‘J’ Word.
A million dollars isn’t rich anymore. ‘A Most Violent Year’ wasn’t very violent. Sussex9 introduces us to ‘The J Word’. Kanye West fans don’t know who Paul McCartney is. Joe explains why he thinks...
View ArticleEpisode 153 – What Kind Of Music?
Lady Gaga’s Jigaboo Music! When to know that someone isn’t being racist. Alaska legalizes weed….Palin is high as shit in her family room. Joe says Christian Conservatives and women can’t be funny. The...
View ArticleEpisode 154 – It’s A Snow Day Surprise!
Kiddie City, Ralph Garman, and Leonard Nimoy. Jingles never leave you. Philadelphia News Men. The old ‘gerbil in the ass’ gag. Lotion Squirting Gypsies and Barack Hussein Obama. Harrison Ford seems to...
View ArticleEpisode 155 – No Gay Pizza Cakes….EVER!!!
No one wants to #RaceTogether. Waiting in lines for low valued items that are free. The Opie And Anthony meltdown. End of a shock jock era. Howard Stern hates podcasts. The Button. Periscope and...
View ArticleEpisode 156 – Jm J. Bullock Is America’s Dad?
Back from the dead!! Since we last spoke to you, Sussex9 has been to Coheed & Cambria AND got to see his precious ‘Sir Paul’ at Firefly. The agony that was Morrissey. Snoop Dogg is brilliant....
View ArticleEpisode 157 – The Laziest Podcast Ever.
We return after a 3 month hiatus! Use your powers for good not evil! Star Wars The Force Awakens. Kevin Smith, The Granite Run Mall, and what could have been with ‘Mallrats 2′. The middle aged Orange...
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