Bryan has another special message for his “lady friend”. Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, and when he eventually moves on to the Presidency, we hope he picks Snooki as his VP candidate. As Irv Homer once told us….always follow the money trail. Billy Mitchell is once again the Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. champion. Jimmy Buffett songs could have be written by The Wiggles. Harmonicas are douchebags. We don’t care if a celebrity is a “Delaware native”. Radio guys suck. Who would want to be in Hufflepuff? Maybe Voldemort didn’t even care about Harry Potter until people started telling him that Harry would kick his ass? The horrific sexual abuse cases here in Delaware from the hands of, SURPRISE…..priests. Calling to posters/cowards from Delawareonline.com, who attack the victims, to come forward with their real names. Another creep in West Virginia impregnates his daughter’s 11 year old friend at a sleepover, but claims he thought it was his wife. What Christmas means to Joe. The train derails, as Joe starts to demand that everyone stop claiming that 9/11 was such a high level, well planned attack, because he believes it gives too much credit to the terrorists.
Closing Song – Streets Of Philly by Theotis Joe