Donovan McNabb is gone from The Philadelphia Eagles and Joe doesn’t care. The iPad turns out to be cool? Does anyone really care who’s gay anymore? Yogi and Boo Boo will gat you down! Bill Donahue says you can sex young boys once they are officially a teenager and it’s not pedophilia. Sandra Bullock enjoys a “Dirty Sanchez”? Rep. Hank Johnson is DUMB, and Kurt Cobain was behind 9/11.
Closing song: “Long Gone Day” from Mad Season (Layne Staley and Mark Lannegan on vocals)